Cpt. Ring

Instrument?
lead tongue

Birthplace?
slid out the life canal in Charleston, South Carolina

What breed of dog are you and why?
inbred..just because that's the way it is, man!

What's worse: your bark or your bite?
my bark sucks, all talk. killin' flies with my mind. about my bite? step fool! don't trust whitey. don't sweat me.

If you could have extra add-on options for your body, what would they be?
i wish my girlfriend had penile parts so i could blow her.

Anything else?
hold up the sun!
not impressed with the mess
what about today
killing flies with my mind
no more wine you say
when i'm under the bed again
of whom shall i be afraid?